Speed Changer

A idiot on the road that is slow when in front of you, but when you try to pass him he immediately speeds up. The reason behind this is they are unable to find a flow of traffic without another to do it for him/her.
I was on the road and tried to pass someone, but this speed changer decided it would be great to speed up and block me.
by Irish potato August 14, 2014
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bulleting speed

george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.
"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"
by gracels September 23, 2019
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Speeds Up

Analogous to "surfs up!". Communicates favorable conditions, acknowledgement lf favorable conditions, or personal readiness, acceptance or excitment regarding of impending events.

Similar to "shit's about to go down", but in a very enjoyable/exciting way.
Shotgun: "dude! the Mustang next to you wants to race, man! the lights about to turn green... are you going to do it!"

Driver: "Speeds up!"
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Friend 1: "my dude! it stopped 10 guys off powder last night! snowbird is buried right now. are you cool to skip classea and ski?"

Friend 2: "Speeds up!"
by callMeIvan December 26, 2022
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speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
This is a secret speed post topic.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
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