Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

Sausage On

A hand crafted sausage on toast by the 'Sandwich Bar'

Best thing on earth.

You better be copping me a sausage on in the morning lad or you'll die.

by GinMoon February 28, 2019

The Sausages do not Approve

A phrase coined by F8thLeSS-Priicher meant to be a stupid way of making a negative statement with a referance to "My Hime" an anime in which one character's hair has ponytail-like things that look like sausages and is the jealous-type and when she thinks her "boyfriend" is looking at someone else her hair moves around franticly while she yells at him.

Clutz: Why won't this Computer work?!
F8thLeSS: Because The Sausages do not Approve of your methods.
Clutz: *punch*
F8thLeSS: Asshole...

by F8thLeSS-Priicher January 19, 2009

Last Sausage In Tin

Refers to someone with a small penis, as in it's so small, when in the vagina it looks as if it's the last sausage in the tin (taking up no room)

'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'

by Chuck-Diddy April 10, 2009

tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean September 25, 2011

cum sausage

The act of cumming into a cylindrical tube letting it dry and deepthroating another person with it

I made my girlfriend swallow my cum sausage.

by Thewankman February 27, 2017

salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017