Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

snake bitten

an extremely unlucky or unfortunate person.

him: yo that girl is snake bitten
other guy: what do you mean
him: everyone she has dated broke up with her or cheated, her parents even got divorced because of her
other guy: damn. that’s harsh.

by oh man January 12, 2019

Snake-a-brew

"Snaking a brew" is defined as something that Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) says in I Love You Man.

"Wanna beer?"
"I'll snake-a-brew."

by jimjiminy June 16, 2018

Snake pitt

That mate who always dogs you, his house is named the snake pitt

Troy's house is the snake Pitt

by Tehteh___ August 30, 2018

Snake Foodie

Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?

"I'm a Snake Foodie!"

"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"

by HappySnakePreson September 3, 2018

Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

The snake bite

When one sucks out his own ejaculate from the vagina as a method of birth control

Bazza came to fast last Saturday, so he used the snake bite to suck out the baby venom

by Jadepugmire March 28, 2018