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Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011
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sittinfreude

The joy of sitting and eating in a restaurant when there is a long wait for a table. Variant of schadenfreude, happiness at someone else's sorrow.
Man, I am so digging this appetizer, would you like some more wine with your sittinfreude?
by Solazoth December 3, 2011
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Shitting on the tower

1. While playing League of Legends, it is the act of approaching the enemy tower and inflicting massive damage or even complete destruction of said tower.

2. "It is when women anal."
1. I'll be shitting on the tower once when push that champion!

2. Yeah, I totally shit on my boyfriend's tower last night.
by Iaeos December 31, 2011
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Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.
He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.
by Krmic February 1, 2014
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Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.
Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.
by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014
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Sifting Through The Trash

A website which combs through each piece of rancid trash on the internet in hopes of finding some treasure and then authors a well-researched article about it. Also known as dumpster-diving. The site tagline is "Doing the Dirty Work So You Don't Have To..."
When She Wants Revenge broke up: I went to all of the usual websites but the only one that had an actual story about it was Sifting Through The Trash
by cleeti March 25, 2014
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spitting savage

Talking shit or trash to or about someone
by June9 December 2, 2014
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