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Situation

A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex
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Sithmi

person: sithmi’s a bot lol
wilson: fight me irl bitch
by wilsonsdad October 24, 2019
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Sithmi

Wilson is gonna look back and cringe on this
by Wilmi big pooopoooo October 25, 2019
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siter

A beautiful girl with a super sexy body. She is super nice but at the same time she can fuck you up so be careful bro. She likes it if a boy drinks pineapple juice . She can get with anyone but won’t admit it. She has normal sized feet and likes sticking out her tounge.
Did you see siter today? She looked fine
by Usak November 29, 2019
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Sith

Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

Obi-wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020
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sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).
Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Sithposting

Being the source of modern day Star Wars memes, this Facebook group, under the Command of the almighty Supreme leader Wotton, milked every quote out of the Star Wars movies, most notably the prequels. It truly was a wonderful time when this group peaked in 2016/2017 before facing the incursion of the feared Albanian hackers, leaving the remnants with no choice other than to found a new group which led to internal conflicts and impostors breaking apart from the OG Mods and Admins.
Now, risen from the ashes of destruction, the group is set to reach 300k members soon, yet nothing will ever be able to top both the lesser known memes such as “Hello, with friends”, “Gyroposting” and memes which turned mainstream such as Ben Swolo.
You fought in the Gonk Wars?

Yes, I was once a Sithposter the same as your father.

Our Sithposting mostly went unnoticed, but if we were able to please the mods, some of our memes would be approved, and if I had a really lucky day I’d be able to stack up four thousand likes. Before the dark times. Before the hackers.
by bobst7 April 18, 2021
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