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loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.
"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"
by Rob July 20, 2004
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Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.
Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now
by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016
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shark skin

"Look at Chris's elbows. They look like shark skin!"
"DUDE. STFU THATS BECAUSE HE HAS PSORIASIS!"
by Christophaaaaa September 22, 2007
mugGet the shark skinmug.

shark pile

A group of people jumping on a person or persons and creating a tower of people while crushing each subsequent person below.

Has also been seldomly refered to as a dogpile.
Football players often jumping into shark piles when the ball is fumbled, creating a huge stack of people on top of one another.
by Joannathan Jelinda June 8, 2011
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Shark Boy

Shark Boy be weak. Only can swim. Not good at anything else.
by Tyrease Irwin III July 26, 2018
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Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself
That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!
by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012
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Trouser Shark

Girl who enjoys giving head, but who is not very good at it.
"That trouser shark left teeth marks on my dick. Does anyone have a band-aid"
by dirtchsmyth March 5, 2010
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