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jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008
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The Mark of Shame

When a Male Violently hits their victim across the ass cheek, or face with the substaintial growth from their netherlands with baby powder on it. Leaving a large baby powder marking shaped like the growth used to assault the victim.
John: Dude this chick totaly ate my Volvo!!

Tyrone: WHAT! She must be punished for her insulence!

John: Already taken care of...

Tyrone: You didn't do what I think you did! Did you?

John: Yes, The Mark of Shame

Tyrone: You are a horrible person!
by DocileDecimatingDutyDealer January 27, 2010
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Wall of Shame

A web page with a listing of sex offenders...Example "Megan's Law"....Most counties publish a wall of shame (sex offender) via the sheriffs station.
Because Lawrence Taylor messed with an underage girl and was subsequently convicted he has to report to the sheriffs office to have his mugshot taken and plastered on the wall of shame to alert others a cho mo is lurking.
by Wig Pusha May 19, 2014
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Dr. No Shame

The MASTER of being shameless. We will do whatever he wants, whenever he wants and will never think twice.
Mike Z is so Dr. No Shame
by AnimeGrad August 19, 2010
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SHAME LOLS

an expression of sympathy, usualy exclaimed in a loud fashion.
your getting man titahs? SHAME LOLS
by Paiste January 30, 2004
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Shame

When a man so happens to shit and orgasm at the same time while recieving a blumpkin. Usually cramping your stomach from shear awesomeness.
The first blumpkin resulted in an epic shame.
by Plerkumsathias July 7, 2010
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Willy Shakes

The name of William Shakespeare's night club in London. It was located across the street from the Globe Theatre. (Please note: the aforementioned club did NOT actually exist. It was invented by an English teacher.)
Didst thou go to Willy Shakes after thy performance in Hamlet a fortnight ago?
by WillyShakes October 28, 2009
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