September 16th

A seggzy mf was born on this day, no one beats september 16th babies😎

Me: ayo it’s september 16th today
Candice: ok and?

Me:uhh u dont know? It’s the day all the seggzy mf’s was born

by anonymous May 9, 2021

September 5th

National boyfriends say yes to everything day.

A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs

gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?

gf: ya look here

gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course

gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course

by thegirlfriend September 3, 2021

September 6

National girlfriend must do anything you say day.

Bf- Can you sing bad at love
Gf- no
Bf- it’s September 6
Gf- got a boy back home in Michigan…

by iamamanwithaplan September 6, 2021

September 14

tell ur crush u like them day!

Sarah-oh it’s September 14 I have to go tell josh I like him

Josh-OMG ITS SEPTEMBER 14 I WONDER IF BALIYS GONNA TELL ME IF SHE LIKES ME!

Sarah-:(

by TELL UR CRUSH U LIKE THEM❤️ September 13, 2021

September 1st

national grab ass day

on september 1st it’s national grab ass day.

by NATIONAL …. DAY August 30, 2022

3rd September

International fuck your best friend day

He: wanna fuck cause it’s 3rd September

She: ofc

by Alman August 31, 2021

No Sex September

When people, male, female, shemale, transgender, or etc, MUST go WITHOUT intercourse for the ENTIRE month of September.

Jake: "Hey, bro, did you and Casey pass No Sex September?"
Caleb: "Yea, bro... ONE MORE DAY, THOUGH!!

by Icebaitt November 16, 2019