When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.
a: yo
b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, I told you. Please go away
a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing
B: FUCK OFF!
a: I will, but I wanna know.
B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!
a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, I told you. Please go away
a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing
B: FUCK OFF!
a: I will, but I wanna know.
B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!
a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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expensive tuition fees, shitty staff and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the jumped up Polytechnic that masquerades as a British University: Staffordshire University.
Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.
The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.
Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.
The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.
Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
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SFJ: You know when you're fucking a pastry and instead of pulling out you just bust right in there?
SFR: No, but lets just say I do.
SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.
SFR: And people atcually do this?
SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.
SFR: No, but lets just say I do.
SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.
SFR: And people atcually do this?
SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.
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Hannah: "Oh my god sarah your making me so horny"
Me: "Shit this is some good stuff"
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Me: "Shit this is some good stuff"
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