Stoneder

What you get when you stop smoking marijuana and then start again.

If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!

If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!

by sacksmoker June 1, 2014

Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

joss stone

A beautiful Caucasian pop star who has some mad soul... can outsing Xtina, Mariah and Whitney.

Forget those lame teeny bopper pop tarts & tacky, ghetto r&b singers... Joss Stone is the best.

by hellagood April 13, 2005

stone hands

A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.

I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.

other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands

by some polak September 22, 2004

stoned

the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying

i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for

by k0o47 February 27, 2008

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

watton at stone

home of simon and his TKmax style

Check out my 20p tee, blinging mate cmon

by SimpleOne March 18, 2005