Smell Hair

Smell Hair is a bar game in which players take turns smelling strangers' hair without being noticed. As made famous by smellhair.com.

"Do you want to go to the bar tonight and play Smell Hair?"

"Sally just Smelled Hair on a Troy Polamalu lookalike!"

by Harry Smellington March 6, 2012

don't ask don't smell

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 25, 2010

Biggie Smalls

A mark ass bitch that tried to diss the one and only 2Pac, the greatest rapper of all time. To say someone is a Biggie Smalls is to say they are a fat piece of shit, good for nothing cheese faced bitch.

Tupac Shakur: Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia are some mark ass bitches.

by J-Bra June 24, 2009

smelling farts

A person who feels better than others, and lets you know it by making sticking their nose in the air.

Did you see that lady look at us? She's smelling farts.

by aimlesie January 20, 2006

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

by bromandudebro May 5, 2011

smell

A term that is used to replace normal nouns or verbs describing leaving or dying.

I totally just robbed a bank and smelled like 4 bitches!

by Deuce51283 August 23, 2009

You smell like skittles

What Sadists say instead of "I love you"

Josh: You smell like skittles.
Amber: AWWW thanks! You smell like skittles too.

by kaythanksbye2 and Pistachio Nut November 7, 2005