Schrödinger’s Simp

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.

simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”

by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020

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seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps

by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020

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simp virgin

People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.

Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.

by Paul Not Nice January 13, 2021

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Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.

I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.

by Neegaboi May 11, 2021

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Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

by captain_moist April 27, 2020

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Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

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