Mall Shark

Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.

They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.

If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.

If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.

Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.

Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!

Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.

Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*

Manager: Oh Johnny...

by TanorFaux July 19, 2012

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shark tanking

Pitch a business, product, or service to entrepreneurs to seek funding.

- I've come up with a new social app
- You should think about shark tanking it!

by SpacerMike July 23, 2016

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Shark Boy

Shark Boy be weak. Only can swim. Not good at anything else.

Shark boy be weak.

by Tyrease Irwin III July 26, 2018

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loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

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