Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

5 second rule

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible

Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.

by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

Rule 82

The invocation of any ideology or its principles, such as feminism, will attract trolls who validate the necessity of said ideology.

CommenterA. -insert name here- is a sexist, racist, homophobe, and I find that offensive.

CommenterB. OMFG, you are a fat, ugly feminazi, STFU.

Commenter A. Rule 82.

by Dasylupe August 20, 2008

Rule 32

The 32nd rule of the internet:
Pics or it didn't happen.

John: I saw a guy on the street juggling huge rocks!
Joe: Rule 32
John: Shit! I don't have pictures!

by connorp04 September 1, 2018

Ja Rule'd

To have all of your rap street cred and lies about your life exposed so much by a rival MC, that you lose about 90% of your fan base....

While being "Ja Rule'd"...a rapper might call up a radio station so irate that they sound like a complete jack ass...while their opponent is as cool as a fan...

As of February 3rd....rapper Rick Ross...who lied about his life as a rich drug dealer..and was exposed as being a former officer of the law...(a CO is an OFFICER of Law Enforcement)...was exposed by 50 cent when 50 flew up Ross's Baby mother...who Ross doesnt give money to..not even for his own kid...and had her expose him.... Later 50 took care of her and her friend by taking them shopping...while suggesting that there would be some sex later...

Ross called up Hot97...pissed...and speaking so uncool..and unlike his usual BOSS character, that he sounded like a whole different person....

He was Ja Rule'd!

by mrnucky February 2, 2009

fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

rule 27

If a rule cannot be explained in a minimum of 6 lines, it can no longer be clarified as a rule.

Rule 303

Rule 303 made famous by Harry "Breaker" Morant and Englishman living in Australia at the start of the 20th century who enlisted in the Australian Armed Forces to help the British fight a war with the Boer's in South Africa.

Random guy "Rule 27 gtfo"

by Recycle Bin123 February 16, 2009