Rocket Fist

When a person has a boner that looks like and or feels like a erection that is strong and or going to burst. One could even use said erection to poke many things.

Jim: Hey man how did you and sarah work out last night.

Bob:dude I got a "Rocket Fist" and she saw. She couldn't stop looking.

by Some FN Guy December 26, 2009

Plop Rocket

When you take a dump and jack off at the same time.

Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed.

by Wessmess January 17, 2009

sausage rocket

A fast moving object fueled by sausages.

Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!

by t0nmontana December 22, 2009

stink rocket

When a man pulls out after having anal sex and then jizzes forcefully up the recipients back.

As I was fucking her in the ass, I decided to pull out and blast her with a stink rocket.

by _glitch July 10, 2014

Team Rocket

People in Pokemon who have spent twenty years trying to steal a mouse. And failing. Repeatedly.

"Another Team Rocket Grunt?" George complained. "These idiots are everywhere!"

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

Rocket Surgery

A mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. The greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. The irony may go over someone's head and they would call out that this field of study doesn't exist.

A: Come on, it's not rocket surgery.
B: Are you fuckin retarded? There is no rocket surgery. Anyway, this is hard. I don't want to fuck up.
A: No dude, you're retarded. Just match the colors so I can jump start your car, dipshit.

by Johnny RS July 24, 2010