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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The long way of saying dick, saying Richard usually is referring to a big dick like how pen is the short way of saying penis.
by Your Mother's fucker May 10, 2023

An insensitive jerk who only thinks of himself. Acts kind but only to play with your feelings. Can never have just one person has to have multiple girls after him for his own satisfaction. Makes you believe he will be the only person who will love you so you feel worthless.
by Louise Campbell April 2, 2020

If you have a Richard in your life you are least lucky person on earth. He seems like the most assholey person ever but he comes from a tough background he usually goes through some type of trauma. He acts like a really tough person but inside he is delicate. if there is a Richard in your life then be very careful
by Theotherdumbasshole October 3, 2022

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet, his ear piercing asserts his alpha energy and he will not hesitate in beating the shit out of you. He's into anime bitches and basketball, this infers he has an insanely large horse dong.
by Pr0cr4shtinate July 15, 2020

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
