Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass

The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend

by It's average sized August 3, 2024

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Redneck

You are a redneck if you weigh more than your refrigerator

Redneck:I weigh more than my fridge

by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021

Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021

Redneck bunny

A snow bunny wit racist tendencies or background who still mess with black guys

“I know her Dad don’t like niggas but I still hit it I can’t help it I love me a redneck bunny”

by Huge Papa T1 January 9, 2024

Redneck

Ya might be a redneck if:

1. Ya cover the word root on your root beer just to say hold my beer ya might be a redneck
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024

redneck slip n slide

4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna

Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama

by Sweetjohnnyk100 June 14, 2017