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Reastyy, reaStyy, reastyY

Reastyy, reaStyy, reastyY
Reastyy, reaStyy, reastyY
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Realtime

“Realtime” is the new “Literally”. Not used in the sense of actual fact but usually to emphasize something that is figurative.
"This is Realtime my worst day ever!"
by Sockadoodle October 2, 2025
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Reats

Shortening of the word "Retard", typically used in UK slang
Person 1: Why is my calculator telling me 6+7 isn't 67?
Person 4: Cuz you're reats mate
by C0mpetable December 4, 2025
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Reach Around Handjob

A reach around handjob is a wonderful and very skillful art only used by the best mommies and parentless women (or the pretty hot nerd girls too) and how it works is, your sitting on your hot ass mommy’s lap and she is reaching from behind you and professionally edging, stroking or milking your meat rod and if she’s a real mommy then she will whisper sweet nothings in your war while your shooting ropes or while pumping your beef jerky (and dirty sweet nothings work as well and much better) and the goal is for you to cum EVERYWHERE while feeling some motherly love and warmth and usually the mommy has the choice to continue for hours even if your pleading or whimpering for mercy (not like you will have the strength to resist or anything)
Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely and make sure she edges you first
by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025
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Reach Around Handjob

A reach around handjob is a wonderful and very skillful art only used by the best mommies and parentless women (or the pretty hot nerd girls too) and how it works is, your sitting on your hot ass mommy’s lap and she is reaching from behind you and professionally edging, stroking or milking your meat rod and if she’s a real mommy then she will whisper sweet nothings in your war while your shooting ropes or while pumping your beef jerky (and dirty sweet nothings work as well and much better) and the goal is for you to cum EVERYWHERE while feeling some motherly love and warmth and usually the mommy has the choice to continue for hours even if your pleading or whimpering for mercy (not like you will have the strength to resist or anything)
Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely
by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025
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READTalk

READTalk to Talk with Trust
by readtalk January 7, 2026
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weston reach around

when two men are haveing sex the one in front take the dildo and shoves it in the other guys ass.
by ;lkj September 19, 2007
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