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Ryan

A boy’s name. It can also be used as a girls name. Women named Ryan are typically cruel, demanding and extremely weird. She will poop on your windshield if you aren’t careful.
“Ryan why did you dump that nice boy?”
Ryan: “he bought me a candy bar and a soda when I did not tell him to.”
by Car Fart April 6, 2019
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Ryan is a total dick who will love you at first and be super amazing then after sometime will break your heart and ruin your life. If you have a Ryan in your life, lose him soon.
by Babysitter_Vampire.1000 April 8, 2019
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Just an all around asshole who thinks he’s big but he is just rude to everyone.
That man is a real “Ryan”
by I fuck wamen April 14, 2019
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Ryan is a gorgeous boy who has a squeaky voice and has a large penis loves to have sex.
Ryan is a gorgeous boy
by Snsn April 17, 2019
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The worlds largest D bag.

This man is no man. He enjoys stealing money from his girlfriend and doesn’t know how to love. He grew up in a really crappy household and was never taught the meaning of love or family. He ignores the one person who cares the most about him, lets other people use him for his money- gambling and drinking. He is an outstanding liar, only cares about himself and most likely cheating on his girlfriend(s).
That guy is such a Ryan! You should leave him.

Miranda is with Ryan. Can you believe she would stoop so low?
by Psycho_Luna April 17, 2019
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Has a HOT body (💪🏼🔥), likes to obliterate people who ask dumb questions (❓❓) and has a LARGE penis (🍆🍆)
One person: Hey did you see that guy over there? He is TOTALLY a Ryan ;))))
Other person: Omigod ur right what a Ryan😩
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Ryan is the weirdest hoe you will ever meet. He has a curly hair fetish, a foot fetish, and probably is a little into BDSM too. He is shy when you first meet him but is a constant flirt and always down to get hot and heavy ;)) He likes to mess around and get kinky when he’s with someone he is comfortable with.
One person: That guy over there is definitely a Ryan
Other person: Omigod you are totally right, but he won’t show it. Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets right?
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