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When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
by AmSchem June 15, 2017
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pound those cakes

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!
by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022
mugGet the pound those cakesmug.

Pound Van Cab

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
by kovila13 February 19, 2012
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bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life
harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.
by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021
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kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
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short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.
~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019
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Pounding the hot pot

'Pounding the hot pot' - A term given to a frustrated male that no longer has the capacity to control ones sexual compulsions. A process whereby all rationale and prior human decency are replaced by primordial carnal insanity. This is resolved via the acquisition of inanimate objects which are exploited for one or more forms of copulatory exertions.
As far as i know Jim had never been with a girl before. Some say it was because he was shy, but the truth was that he was absolutely hideous. This saw him 'pounding the hot pot' on a sickeningly frequent basis.
by cardboardboxer August 24, 2019
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