tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

The Poop Loop

when you have a great bowel movement and need to tell your best friends how great it was.

I kept Tiffany in the Poop Loop when I texted her with glee after taking a marvelous shit.

by Uncle Joosie February 5, 2018

No Poop July

You heard it right here fellas, no shitting for the rest of July or else

No poop july is exactly what it sounds like

by nlolhere July 8, 2020

Glue stick Poop

The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.

Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.

by Accrued June 17, 2010

POOP

A carefully crafted acronym from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Krusty Krab Training Video:

P-eople
O-rder
O-ur
P-atties.

{Narrator}: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP. {scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward} Here's a typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.

{Harold}: I'd like to order- (screen freezes to a quiz)
{Narrator}: Do you think he wants to order:

A: A sofa,
B: An expensive haircut, or
C: A patty?

{Harold}: One patty please.

{Narrator}: Ah, POOP! You never let us down!

by Telephony April 14, 2014

poop dagger

a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.

"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"

by Blow Queen January 31, 2003

Poop factory on Wheels

1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.

2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.

Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!

by Kyle Orman August 4, 2004