Poo Dinky

Tiny, of small size.

I tried a poo dinky piece of food to see if I liked it or not.

by TAHS2008 April 3, 2009

Poo-Ragging

When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.

I'm not paid until the end of the month so i'm stuck poo-ragging until next friday.

by fuckrealism June 11, 2019

wool poo

1. Evil version of Whinny The Pooh that helps the kkk, drowns black kids, bombs churches, and is made of water. See The Watson Go To Birmingham 1963.
2. Southern Pronunciation of the Wurl Pool.

1. Stay away from the wool poo
2. Stay away from the wurl pool

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.

" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "

by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Poo thumb

The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.

Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb

by Craig Mack Andy bitch nasty October 12, 2013