Just picked up

saying that you have just bought some weed

Yo bro i just picked up

aight sick we need to kick it this week

by Tblumps January 2, 2011

Moon Pickle

Term of endearment when your woman is on her period and craving a jar of preserved vegetables .

I love you my little moon pickle!

by Jypcie November 16, 2016

Slimy Pickle Juice

Usually, a thing that horny 12-year-olds say when they want to say semen.

12 year old 1: Bro there was slimy pickle juice all over the place
12 year old 2: Bro that's the funniest thing I've heard all day

by 12 year old fan club October 9, 2018

slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

The Stinky Pink Pickle

When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.

Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!

by Harvey Rickles September 7, 2010

Tennessee Dill Pickle

When you are eating a dill pickle and you are with a woman and you say , "Shut up, Woman! I'm eating a pickle." (with option Bitch Slap.)

Mary, I'm going to Tennessee Dill Pickle you right now! (Bitch Slap... 'cause Mary is a bitch and he is eating a pickle.)

by TN Bitch Slap Barbie June 9, 2017

You fecking pickle

You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...

Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!

by YouFeckingPickle September 2, 2017