jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

antivandal paint

Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.

In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.

by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013

smegma paintbrush

The act of puking on someone's chest and then wiping the vomit around with your scrotum.

Guy #1: That girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a Smegma Paintbrush.

Guy #2: What the fuck is that?

Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

push paint

Colleen Zahner's undefined term for paint that gets pushed.

Hey so does any one have push paint or whatever it's called?

by Swagmonster69 February 12, 2014

chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.

When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.

by themysteriousone101 April 28, 2014

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017