Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish) 

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.

Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish) by SM&FC September 8, 2013

Presenting Patrick 

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)

Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"

Presenting Patrick by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019

St.Patrick's Day Miracle 

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St.Patrick's Day Miracle by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

Shawn Patrick smith 

Someone who is truly trustable and very kind and has a wife named abby or Abelina

Always trust a shawn with your cup!

“Hey Shawn could you hold my cup?”

Shawn: “yeah of course!”

Shawn Patrick smith,I love him

Shawn Patrick smith by Abby lol lol January 19, 2022

Uncle Patrick 

A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.

Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.

Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick

Uncle Patrick by hulk_1982720 August 8, 2023

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas 

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes 

this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person

O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes

Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes by Ciaraeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2019