paperdue

A combination of the words "paper" and "due" (since the two words are so often said together, most often on college campuses) to be used as an excuse, possibly medical.

"You look like hell. What's the matter?"
"I've had a paperdue all week."

"I can't go to that mixer, I've got a paperdue."

by Sara Parsons October 15, 2009

Paper whore

A boss that gives you papers for no reason, either disciplinary or randomly, in a way that is not very helpful for you.

- She just gave me a disciplinary paper on something she never told me!

- She's a paper whore!

by meon51 November 12, 2010

dead paper

A Loan that is uncollectible

All The once-powerful mighty Banker had left is a bunch of unfulfilled promises and Dead Paper

by Wind Painter March 15, 2017

getting in that paper

Synonym: "breaking through that paper"

-used when a male college student expresses their want for sexual intercourse with an attractive female to another male friend or bro.

1) TJ:"Man look at that girl over there she is amazing!!"

Sean:"Oh my god I know, I want to be getting in that paper!"

2) "Man that girl over there looks fine as hell. I want to be breaking through that paper right now!"

by ukfan23 November 17, 2009

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

research paper

Any tissue/paper used to clean up after a session of heavy research

Andy's room was covered in research papers - he had been storing them for weeks.

by si29uk August 15, 2007

papered

Past tense of throwing rolls of toilet paper over a house, tree, yard, car, and other personal property/belongings. Typically conducted by one's team/squad/mates under cover of darkness such as 1 to 3 am.

True friends will sometimes drop by early the next morning to call your attention to the fact you've been papered, laugh about it, deny being the paperer and perhaps even help you pull it down out of the 386 foot oak tree in the front yard.

Is oddly perpetrated against true friends and universally loathed personages. Casual acquaintences are never papered.

Also: Wrapped, streaked (as in 'the roll streaked over the roof')

Between movies we cruised out and papered Dave's house, the best part was when it rained later.

We papered the Sheriff's house last night, that guy is such a tool.

We wrapped the shit outta Rachel's place last night. We even used their hose to wet it all down.

by Fieldgrunt November 30, 2006