Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Flag

Get the Painting the flagpole mug.

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 17, 2021

Flag

Get the American War Paint mug.

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Flag

Get the Painted troll fat mug.

wolf painting

A work of art inspired by a traumatic dream.

John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.

by qaptoR July 30, 2021

Flag

Get the wolf painting mug.

Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Flag

Get the Monkey Paint mug.

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

Flag