Rusty Palmer

The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.

I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer

by DJ Hotdish January 21, 2012

arnold palmer

A sexual act consisting of having your partner drink copious amounts of water, and then taking laxatives yourself. Your partner will deliver a golden shower, and you lay a wet cleveland steamer.

After performing an Arnold Palmer, Jack and Diane spent the rest of the night throwing out ruined sheets and pillows.

by Andy Dubbya April 10, 2008

Palm Harlem

Actually a mutation of the hood ass town i live in in Florida which is called Palm Harbor. Ha! We call it this cause there are some rich mother@#!$ers down here and it is anything but hood, but now that this boy's got a tek-9 shit is about to change!

Get on your @#!$ing knees ur honkey ass is gettin robbed bitch, Palm Harlem represent!

by Rypa (pronounced rippa meaning Rob Your Punk Ass) May 13, 2005

palm juice

the white creamy extract of jacking off

man i was jackin off and got palm juice all over me. how do u like that palm juice bitch?

by Brandon C amarillo October 9, 2008

Palmdale

When you trick someone in thinking they dropped something and you go to pick it up like a nice person, then from the ground you jump palm strike uppercut them in the fuckin chin like a shoryuken.

You better quit flapping your gums or I’ll Palmdale your ass!

by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

Sticky Palmer

A prank where someone urinates in the victim's shoes, usually a nice, brand new basketball shoe.

Guy #1: Hey, did you hear how that dude got the Sticky Palmer?
Guy #2: Yeah bro, his shoes are gonna smell like that for another month!

by surprisebsex November 16, 2009

parm palm

Giving a handjob immediately following a pizza date.

Kara gave me some hand relief last night, but she had a serious case of parm palm.

by Sunnygram417 August 25, 2018