poollusion

The illusion that you have just pooped a gigantic huge turd, but when you look, it is disappointingly small.

I hadn't pooped for days and finally had to go. I sat on the toilet and worked out what felt like a monster turd. I was like "yeah I finally dumped all that shit! That has gotta be a freakin' mega turd! Felt like a eighteen inch monster log! Gotta get a look at this giant deuce!" Then I looked and it was puny. Total disappointment. Poollusion.

by liljoint November 5, 2012

pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"

lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.

by owenthekid May 11, 2016

poolitics

When politics stinks like poo because it has the power to make people think and do shitty things on all sides of the poolitical spectrum.

Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.

*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*

by Chumptownpresident March 4, 2017

Poolbak

A laid back get together around a pool or body of water. Normally includes food and music.

I heard they were having a poolbak for Memorial Day!

by King Dan III May 30, 2019

Poolio

A people person

This poolio wont leave me alone

by TintedFate April 2, 2019

Poolosky

He is a person that you will never forget, he is sexy and charming and he is a good friend and it is pretty rare if you haven't had a crush. He is very dirty minded. He will be the best friend that isn't fake and will stay friends with you for your whole life.

Isn't that Poolosky I wish he had a crush on me.

by gulfviewkid November 3, 2019

Forcible poolboying

The ability for certain older cougars to turn all younger men around them into poolboys, or mental slaves. Using a combination of confidence and sexuality they turn weak willed young men, usually emo guys, into their bitches.

Dude1: That old cougar wants me, I bet I hit that tonight.

Dude2: No way, she's just trying to use forcible poolboying on you to make you her bitch. She's a boytoy collector.

by darekb January 20, 2008