Poo Dangles

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person

1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"

by Lindsay Johnstone January 26, 2009

Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.

" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "

by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010

poo lord

The god of gods, the creator of space jam and time itself, the best person ever, really nice guy when you get to know him, the overall best guy, and pretty obese

poo lord is da best heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

poo-be-gone

Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.

Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."

by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014

Poo thumb

The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.

Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb

by Craig Mack Andy bitch nasty October 12, 2013