Cell phone

An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.
Bob: Hey, what's up Steve?
Steve on cell phone: ...
by Brodo_Swaggins October 31, 2015
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Phone rage

On the phone --- when someone EXPLODES in rage and rants.... over talking you and maybe hanging up wanting no feedback or discussion from you.
Phone Rage: "How dare you speak to me that way....HOW DARE YOU.....this conversation is over - good bye" - (they hang up.) The language may be far worse but you get the idea. Later they may try to contact via phone - text- email - to blame and fault you in more rage and rant. {rageaholic}
by Stress Free July 12, 2019
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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
by Epic_Stoner April 11, 2015
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Phone Herpes

Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.
F***ing Phone Herpes, I have to turn it on again!
by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 14, 2009
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phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
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Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."
by help. September 02, 2014
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Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app
I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day
by Coll24 January 10, 2017
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