Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Pocket Full of Hawthornes

A song by Shangela "Urbana Champaign" popular amongst the gay community which debuted on NBC's Community

Guy1: I think Terry is gay
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: He keeps singing 'Pocket Full of Hawthornes'

by jason247 November 20, 2011

Pock

Used to define any sexual act that is deemed deviant or taboo.

Stacey: "Did you hear about Bob?"
Janet: "No, what about Bob?"
Stacey:"He's in jail now, he broke into someone's house and tried to pock their wife."

by spamproxy19 September 7, 2013

Pocks

Pocks is short for Pockets (Jean, sweat, khakis, pockets).

Maryland Slang.
"I don't know if imma cop up, let me check my sweat pocks."

by MarylandBOI October 23, 2008

pocket bike

A tiny bike that has a small size 2 stroke motor most often 49CC which is 3 Cubic Inches... (0.049 Liter)and some can do up to 50 MPH. most often ridin' by little kid at age 8 and up and sometimes highschool kids in their late teens. It is usually a japanese style sports bike, crotch rocket but can be a chopper as well (often 110cc). Some have working lights, turn signals, electric starts. This bike is also capable of scoring me $1400+ in fines via 7 traffic Violations!
No issurance (Not possible)
Driving with a suspended license (For this? are you an idiot?)
No Registration (has no year, make, model, VIN)
No Helmet
No Headlight (Neither do bicylces)
Riding on public highway (I was riding on the side walk)
Defective Equipment (nothing was defective)
And I was let off with the Loud Exhaust and nose orderance it was a "gift".

Alex: Yo can you come pick me up? i just got pulled over 5 miles from my house, can you come pick me up i got my pocket bike with me,
Friend: What the hell happened? Break?
Alex: No, ****** * **** ***** ** * **** PIG cop pulled me over doing 10 MPH minding my own business on the side walk. $1400+ 7 tickets and gotta walk my bike home.
Friend: thats ****n G*y
Alex: Ya i know... lets get back @ them.

by Its mE Alex July 16, 2008

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

by papajewww September 29, 2010

Guatemalan pocket rocket

The act of recieving a reach around through one's front pocket.

Me so horny, me give you Guatemalan pocket rocket.

by nevrnoswat2do September 21, 2006