A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

Ease of Opening Index by rperazag May 21, 2010

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Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.

"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan

Fake VHS Openings by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022

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eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

eye opener by talley June 11, 2006

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store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

store opener by Augie September 7, 2003

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