Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.
Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013
Get the colins mommug. Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.
by arcanamundi July 5, 2007
Get the mom jabbarmug. The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".
Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....
Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!
Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!
by sassafras28 May 6, 2019
Get the mom tacomug. movie example: Ice Age is a mom comedy because people who have good sense of humor usually wouldnt think it is a comedy but a mom would.
A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.
A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.
by quarilari23 November 16, 2010
Get the mom comedymug. 
by MelissaMCMomCom July 7, 2019
Get the Mom-commug. A 47 year old mom from texas who pulls up in her black SUV, soccer moms usually push their kids to be the best little soccer star you could ever be they usually have a terrible looking pixie cut and her little girl/boy knows but they cannot tell mom cause she is gonna pull out the belt so be cautious her name is probably along the lines of Susan Barbra or Carol her loving husband is probably named David or Mitch and only wants her for her money her oldest 19 yo daughter Sarah is making on the ‘‘world cup’’ when it’s really the finals of the game cause you know he secretly is on a high dose of weed and beer from all those pubs but she loves her husband and when little Jimmy gets fruit snacks at the end of the game
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019
Get the Soccer Mommug.