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Pole Bending

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”
by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019
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Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 2, 2019
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Poled her

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.
by Young Proudy June 26, 2019
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show pole

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.
by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021
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totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
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pole mate

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "

Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.

PoleNotSoul alldaybooty
by Gadzooks March 18, 2014
mugGet the pole matemug.

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