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Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
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Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009
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pole babbling

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole
"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"
by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014
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Poled her

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.
by Young Proudy June 26, 2019
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pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
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Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.
"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023
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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 2, 2019
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