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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
by Random NPC June 28, 2020
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peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex
I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.
by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016
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Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.
Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.
by Saggier Man July 13, 2021
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Snoop Job

The act of smoking marijuana or tobacco out of a pipe or other paraphernalia that is inserted into your partner's ass or desired orifice for sexual pleasure or entertainment.
"Dude he just picked up an eighth for her, I guarantee you she gives him a snoop job with it."
by Manyhollywood December 19, 2014
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Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.
by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
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otis job

My girlfriend gave me an Otis job when we were stuck in the elevator.
by O.R. God January 22, 2014
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Back job

When a girl effectively uses your cock as a backscratcher.

She led me down to her basement and told me to strip naked, while she was still wearing tight, spandex yoga pants and a tank top. She had me place my hands above a ceiling pipe and handcuffed them there.
She wrapped her arms around my neck, pressed her chest against me, leaned her legs into mine, and began making out with me. Her cuffs prevented me from touching her back, to my frustration.

She turned away from me, removed her tank top, and unhooked her bra. I got a beautiful view of her wonderfully toned back muscles. She backed towards me and squatted down until her shoulders were level with my cock.

She pushed against me, causing her upper back to press against my cock. She placed her hands behind my hamstrings, giving her more leverage. She began squatting up and down, using my cock as a backscratcher, sliding it along her upper back down to her lower back, and vice versa.

Her beautiful, firm, yet soft back muscles felt so good as they slid along my cock. She quickened her pace until my sensitive erection couldn’t take it anymore. The pressure burst through my cock as I sprayed cum all over her back, but that didn’t stop her from continuing the back job until I completely stopped cumming.

She finally turned around to face me, this time giving me a great view of her dangling breasts.

“You made a huge mess all over my back,” she said sternly. “I’m going to take a shower, and if I’m in a good mood, I’ll come back to unlock your cuffs afterwards.”

And just like that, she walked up the basement steps and left me there.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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