“Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officer mug.Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
Get the highest wanking officer mug.The Chief Academic Officer (CAO) is responsible for both sustaining and improving the culture of high academic excellence in all District schools. The CAO has primary authority and accountability to implement a vertically aligned curriculum and assessment system, instruction, research and supporting services.
Our aim is to address the needs of low-performing students that are struggling," said Rhonda Hawksford the chief academic officer for the Lee County schools.
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