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Owen

Owen is a name for cowards who don’t know how to handle there own wrongdoing owen is a self centred idiotic narcissistic fuckwit who anyone will gladly Chuck off a clif. Owen don’t even know how to take care of himself let alone a girlfriend. All Owen does is cheats than lies
by Fuckyouowen April 11, 2022
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Owen Berdan

Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds Biggest Hater. Owen Can ruin your day just by talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF.Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a wat to merely get his attention with one of your attempts to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i meant DO NOT say anything negative to morbius. If you do he will morb all over you and do unspeakable things to you and will ruin your life. That is all, You have been officially warned.
Did you hear Owen Berdan morbed all over that guy and sent him across the country
by Owen Berdan April 20, 2022
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bella and owen

person 1: OMG HAVE U SEEN HOW GREAT BELLA AND OWEN ARE TOGETHER
by poopscoop20bop January 11, 2021
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Owen

That guy's name is Owen so he is dog water at Fortnite
by OneSteak5725689 January 22, 2021
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Owen

Someone who pulls rlly rlly RLLY thicc girls that have fat asses. He loves ass pics. But is respectful about it
Damn Owen gets all the girls he is so respectful but dirty at the same the time. I wish I could be Owen
by Mega Owen 69 February 5, 2021
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Owen

A unfortunately tall, brown haired hockey boi. He likes to make dad jokes, and has a lot of underground crackhead energy. He is LOWKEY real sweet, and can go full Dr. Phil mode. Which means that he gives good advice. Often in a Friend group he plays the role of a mom and makes sure u go to sleep and are eating, super helpful tho because if he didn’t I would be a mess. Really fun to talk to and always has sumthing dum to say :) but when he says dum stuff you tease him over it. He can take the brutal teasing of his close friends but won’t hesitate if your straight up an asshole. If Owen doesn’t like you than you’re definitely doing something wrong. Cause he is accepting of a lot of people, he does a lot of cringey stuff tho so please be cautious. He is similar to a raccoon tho cause he likes to dig through the trash cans every chance he gets. BTW i should mention he is super big brain and super athletic.
Who is making such bad dad jokes?

Oh it’s just Owen again.
by Owenisabum February 11, 2021
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Owen Marsh

A human with a very long schlong and multi sport athlete
Owen marsh’s baseball play was great
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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