Salt

Cocaine

Hey ya got any salt

(Bob) yup don’t forget to pay your tab Friday or ya fucked ma boy

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 28, 2021

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

salt and pepper phatty

Older person with salt and pepper hair that is good looking. Pretty hot and tempting

Damn, did you see that salt and pepper phatty next to the bar?

by Brutusram March 13, 2024

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend :sends me video of kittens cause im deppresed ME:SALTS

by IM PAPADOOM August 28, 2020

Salt Lick

The act of sucking the dick of someone who is abusive or toxic, but excellent at sex.

Calder gave me a salt lick

by ✨Bi Panic✨ July 3, 2022

salts

Smiled A Little, Then Stopped. A more accurate acronym for those who use "LOL" too much.

Person 1: (Posts humorous picture, but not humorous enough to laugh audibly)
Person 2: "salts"
Person 3: "salts???"
Person 2: "smiled a little, then stopped"
Person 1: "makes sense lol"
Person 3: "lol oh okay lol"

by dbrickishawfurgesun December 6, 2013