Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.

“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”

by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

wall street nap

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.

Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.

by hashbrownham June 14, 2019

Nap

Any length of sleep where the subject fails to adequately “get ready for bed.”

“Don’t you brush your teeth at night?”
“Well, I’m just taking a nap.”

“You fell asleep eating a popsicle and now you’re all sticky!”
“No. I was just napping.”

by Raspberrydoorjam September 27, 2019

Quack Nap

A nap in a swamp where ducks chill

Adrian: man I accidentally took a quack nap

Cassandra: oh mate you have bread in ya hair

by Zoe Biancofiore September 30, 2019

Hype Nap

When you're intensely dedicated to solving a mathematical question but physically can not stay awake. You take a nap and attempt to solve the question in your dreams.

Hey man, I couldn't prove the equation until I took a hype nap and then all I had to do was write it down.

by Scoobie Doobie Doo October 9, 2019

RyAnn Nap

A nap that lasts for most of the day

Man, my girlfriend has been asleep for 12 hours. It has turned into a real RyAnn nap!

by Urban-Jon August 25, 2019