muffin twat

a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut
slutfattwat a muffin twat
by eh12345 May 15, 2009
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muffin loaf

frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!
by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006
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jump the muffin

To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.
"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"

"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"

"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."
by LaidBackGuy1988 December 09, 2005
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Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin
The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.
by Camrin2Fresh July 02, 2008
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Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!
Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!
by Dave Lewis November 15, 2007
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muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.
Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!
by Ashlee Irene December 28, 2005
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muffin

i can't go outside today...i look like a muffin!
by desi, and tiffy April 08, 2007
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