Massachusetts Minuteman

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"

by Doug W! May 31, 2023

Mass Genocide

The event of deliberate catastrophe being brought upon a certain group, often with the intention of eradication.

In simpler terms;
Something that needs to happen this entire generation.

"Man do I hope that there's a mass genocide going on outside when I wake up tomorrow.."

by anonymous June 22, 2023

twittical mass

when most of your friends tweet.

With most of my closest peeps on Twitter, we have reached twittical mass.

by pesti_barnabas July 28, 2009

Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!

by RazerT December 12, 2010

Munchie Massacre

The act of eating lots of food after smoking marijuana. Often resulting in a mess of wrappers, leftover food, etc.

"When we got those pringles and oatmeal cream pies it was a munchie massacre!"

by Shanedawg Tha Realest October 28, 2012

Mazzie Massacre

One of the most feisty felines on earth. Yes, she is one aggressive hellcat. Her motto will always be,"Let The Massacre Commence."

"Remember that woman Mazzie Massacre, she's insanely feisty!"

by Reignofdarkness February 28, 2015

dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.

Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?

by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016