And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)

Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship

by smartperson May 29, 2021

Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x November 15, 2015

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 07, 2022

5 minute fraud

Yuta Okkotsu.

"Yuta, the 5 minute fraud."

by vyevd8 December 28, 2023

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023