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mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.
"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.
mexican hotpocket by A. Regar June 26, 2008

mexican breakup 

When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.
Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.
mexican breakup by Kyle Barry December 6, 2006

Mexican sticky balls 

There are two types of Mexican sticky balls.
1) A food dish which does not exist as far as I know, where Rice, Beans, and other Mexican ingredients are baked and then covered in salsa, and they are sticky.
2) After a Mexican male is done running (most likely from the police) and he cools down a little bit, he will probably have Mexican sticky balls. It takes a little while for their balls to become sticky, because the sweat has to thicken a little bit. Right when they stop their balls are just wet and slippery. Trust me.
Wife: What's that on my face?
Me: Oh, those are my Mexican sticky balls.
Mexican sticky balls by Rondon January 1, 2008

Mexican Handshake 

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public
I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake

Mexican funny basket 

when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.

mexican churro 

Having sex with a girl on the beach and after she gets wet, you take your dick and roll it in the sand and put it in her mouth.
Me and girl were doing it on the beach when I gave her my mexican churro
mexican churro by timmy gee January 14, 2008