Mike scherb 

Mike scherb is the biggest bitch you will ever seen he is not nice and funny and will never have a girlfriend and when he finds a girl he likes he will obsess over her and call her his girl and never will get her and pushes them away farther he is always friends with weird kids and has barely any friends also someone who cries over golden scars being taken in fortnite battle royale

Oh that kid mike scherb likes you

RUN

Mike scherb by Scherbivore_lives_matter May 31, 2019

Mike 

An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.

Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!

Mike by catcity88 December 5, 2010

mike dirnt

One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.

-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!

mike dirnt by tintle January 15, 2005

mike jones phone 

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.

aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.

mike jones phone by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008

Mike Brown'd 

When you get rear ended in your vehicle.

Hey yo! I got Mike Brown'd today. I'm about to turn this wreck into a check!

Mike Brown'd by DebotimusPrime May 8, 2013

Mike 

The same joke as Joe mama but with it’s Mike Hawk (my cock).

<Ricky> i fucked someone so hard last night
<Jose> Who
<Ricky> mike

<Jose> mike who
<Ricky> MIKE HAWK
<Random thiccc crowd> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Mike by Created by mike,Thiccci Dicci November 5, 2019

Mike Mike Mike 

A "code word" used in public between you and your partner that Hump Day is quickly approaching.

Mermaid: Mike Mike Mike, I'll be home in an hour.
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White

Mike Mike Mike by That Sailor December 17, 2019