mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Mental fisse

Når du har været sammen med en pige hele aftenen, og forestiller dig at I knalder i alle tænkelige scenarier. Men det aldrig bliver til en realitet.

Han har fandme fået meget mental fisse

by syn ack August 22, 2024

Mentally Ill

When you’re watching High School Musical at 4:00 in the morning while crying because you’re not content with your own love life.

Dude, for one, that’s hella gay, but also you’re mentally ill.

by angry birds luvr December 1, 2021

Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

Pol Stam Mentality

When a person behaves in a bizarre, unexpected, but creative way. Named after famous Dutch reality TV star Pol Stam

'Bro how did you even think of using your teeth to block that volleyball?'
'Man I've just got that Pol Stam Mentality'

by OutlanderSassenach September 7, 2025

The Blayne Mentality

The belief that you are correct no matter what and defending yourself as if your life depends on it.

Me: Bro your just wrong?
Blayne: no I’m not
Me: ok dude that’s just The Blayne Mentality

by Meerkadge March 28, 2022

Mental liquidity

The ability to quickly change your mind without being stuck on a particular world view.

The project was DOA because the PM didn't have the humility nor the mental liquidity to fail early.

by batFalcon March 4, 2021