Melbourne

The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.

Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022

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Mallory

Mallory is the name of a girl who falls in love fast, but will probably end up breaking your heart. However, she gives the best blowjobs you will ever receive.

“That Mallory chick is so hot. I bet she’s a heartbreaker.”

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Melbourne

A shithole

Melbourne is a shithole

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

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Melbourne is a city in australia in the state of Victoria, it is the crime capital out of all the major cities (except Darwin coz no one gives a shit about Darwin it’s all country land) and is notoriously known for having the longest covid lockdown in human history. Melbourne was once referred to as the most liveable city in the world but has quickly been on a downfall to becoming the Chicago of Australia. The gang violence down here gets worse and worse every month. Going out in the city at night is risky and dangerous. Knife & gun crime are on a rise. Melbourne has a reputation for the most corrupt police officers in the country and the current premier has recently been accused in parliament for corruption. From this perspective your better off moving out

Jake: “aye cuz let’s go on a flight to Melbourne and enjoy our life”

Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”

Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”

“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”

by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023

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