may 9

a day to fuck ur girl

john fucked his crush on may 9th

by chief kieth May 8, 2022

May 23

Ask out your crush

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you

by Hereforareason May 21, 2022

May 25th

National Grab your crushes Ass day!

Jared : yo bro its May 25th national Grab your crushes ass day !

Max : 😐 bruh

by Jayden ! May 22, 2022

May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022

may 16th

A song by Lagwagon on the CD "Let's Talk About Feelings"

wooooooooooooo I love listening to May 16th!!!

by Danagizzzzzzzle April 26, 2008

May 6th

National randomly start stomping yur feet day. Lets make an earthquake and impeach trump pervs!!!

Wow! I can belive its May 6th!

by DefiningGravity January 2, 2020

may 20

national give-a-short-yellow-person-with-a-big-nose-all-your-chocolate day

“what day is it?”
“may 20, why?”
“run.”

by disgusting freak October 20, 2019