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May 11

If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!
YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to
by PoggggggGaymer6969 April 20, 2021
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Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.
I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.
by JaxU April 27, 2021
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May 14...

by Not gio April 30, 2022
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29th may

National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo
by carmen winstead April 18, 2022
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May 20

Chinese Network Valentine's Day. '520' is pronounced in Chinese very similar to ' i love you' in Chinese, so people celebrate love on this day. For the Chinese, today is like Valentine’s day.
"Today is May 20!"
"Yes, I love you babe, where are we gonna celebrate today?"
by audreyww May 18, 2022
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queen may

Also known as the Great Matthias. The Most beautiful, talented man going. The official Facebook Queen bey doppelganger
by Zlatan123987 March 24, 2017
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May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints
mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please
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