Certified lover boy

Another term for pedophile.

Certified lover boy? Certified pedophiles.

by not_like_us May 8, 2024

Asim Kilig Lover

Someone who love's Coco Martin's armpits

Blue tends to feel butterflies when he sees those armpits, he's an asim kilig lover

by blues bonanza is 69 years old September 21, 2022

opp-lover

An opp-lover is a person who associates with/ is kinfolk to/ supports/ and/or presides in the company of your opps. An opp-lover may not directly be in active competition with you, but they are no less of a threat, and are even less deserving of respect/humility, as they are passively against you. They don't choose up, they wade in the middle, switching sides constantly, playing both teams, they stand for nothing, they are usually a 'yesman', and they are never worth having around. Opp-lovers are almost worse than an actual opp.

Michael knows how malicious Xavier is and how badly he treated me, yet they were hanging out together yesterday. What a squishy little opp-lover.

by neptunecricket July 3, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Lovers lane

A road where teens or pre teens go to make love

I got pregnant on a lovers lane

by 459395 June 29, 2023

Lover

Something I don't have

Person 1: I love him so much!
Person 2: so you have a lover?
Person 1: yea.! I do! Do you?
Person 2: ... nope :')

by Lavender9604 December 23, 2021

Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013